How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Where do ants go to eat?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

How do you organize a space party?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?