What season begins with a thud?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What's a father's favorite flower?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why don't fish play basketball?

How do billboards talk?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?