What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What do you find at the end of everything?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?