Why are puppies so flexible?
They constantly practice downward dog.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do naked fish play with?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
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