Why are puppies so flexible?
They constantly practice downward dog.
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
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