Why are puppies so flexible?
They constantly practice downward dog.
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
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