What do you call bears with no ears?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What did the salad say to its dad?

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Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?