What animal has 20/20 vision?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Which plant has the best roar?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?