Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?