What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What kind of books do boats write?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Shoutout to my grandma!

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Where would you find an elephant?

What does a lion call an antelope?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?