What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What do nosey peppers do?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?