What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do naked fish play with?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What's a dog's favorite book?
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