What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?