How do you know bees have allergies?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?