What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Where does water do all its banking?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
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