How do bunnies stay fit?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Which animal will never go bald?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What game do bats excel at?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why do two skunks argue?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?