What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What does a dog say before eating?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What game do cows play at parties?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?