What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?