Who granted the fish a wish?
The fairy codmother.
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What fairy loves to count?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call a smelly horse?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do ducks get after they eat?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
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