Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What type of music do frogs listen to?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?