Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?