What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What do you call a pile of cats?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?