What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why does the orange always lose in races?