What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
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