What did the mama goat say to her child?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why are ghosts always single?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

How did the toad die?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What shape has a knighthood?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

How do you get straight A's?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?