My friend David had his ID stolen.
He's just Dav now.
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What's the noisiest food?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
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