My friend David had his ID stolen.
He's just Dav now.
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Where do birds go to drink?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why are books always so angry?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
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