What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Where do books sleep?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?