What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What do you call octopus twins?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?