What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What is the most faithful insect?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What do you call a small mom?

What's the richest basketball team?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?