What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?