What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What building always gets stains on it?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?