What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why are goats so funny?

What do you call a sad latte?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?