My brother is my partner in crime.

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

What do you give a sick pig?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?