What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

How do you get straight A's?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Are baby skunks cute?

We had a discussion about roses.