Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?