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What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?