Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Where does breakfast live?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

How does a barber get to work?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?