What's the opposite of irony?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

How are mountains able to see?