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What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What is a table you can eat?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

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Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?