How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Where do polar bears vote?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What's the richest basketball team?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?