Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Why is money so stubborn?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?