Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
His career lies in ruins!
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do fish do at parades?
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