Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
His career lies in ruins!
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why was the mime upset?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
How do you make a cow float?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
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