What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What do you call a small mom?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why did the fish blush?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why are baseball games at night?