What superpower do all middle children have?
Invisibility.
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why are ghosts always single?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
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