What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?