What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What table can you never sit at?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Who granted the fish a wish?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?