What did autumn say to summer?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

How does a squid go into battle?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?