Where do surfers go to school?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What's the most athletic footwear?