Why do cows always skip gym class?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What's the holiest insect?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?