What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What's the scariest letter?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?