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Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Why are ghosts always single?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What do you call a Russian flea?