What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Can you ear me?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What did March say to the madness?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
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