Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?