What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?