Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Where would you find an elephant?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?