What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What does the sun drink out of?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why do math teachers love March?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

If you need help building an ark..

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?