How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Where does water do all its banking?

What do you call a vacation at home?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?