How do scientists freshen their breath?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What's the politest month?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?