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How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What do math teachers eat?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What do jokesters study in college?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

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Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?