Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why do math teachers love March?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What car can't keep a secret?

What car always breaks the rules?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What do fairies always drink?