I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why do all the planets get along?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

When does a horse talk?

What day of the week do chickens hide?