What do you give a sick pig?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Where are average things manufactured?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why do cats give such great massages?