What type of pasta helps you relax?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?