What shape is bad at driving?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What animal has the most fun?

Why did the echo get detention?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?