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Because of their cold stare.
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How does a barber get to work?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What animal floats best?
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How do you organize a space party?
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