How does a pizza introduce itself?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?