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Because of their cold stare.
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Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
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Which animal should never work for the government?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
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