How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

How does a taco bless the table?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?