Why do some people love eating snails?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What is a cow's dream job?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?