Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Where do kittens go to school?
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