Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
How does a cow do math?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why is a doctor always calm?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
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