What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?