Which animal should never work for the government?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

How do fleas travel?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Which singer could always break a five?