What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

How do you arrest a pig?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What do Scottish toads play?