Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What math figure is also in the band?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.