Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

How was the wedding?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

How is cat food sold?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?