What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What is the coolest country?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Where do polar bears vote?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?