Which sea animal is the best with tools?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

How long do chickens work?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What's the richest basketball team?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?