Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What do math teachers eat?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

Why did the body of water think so much?