Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What words make the best athletes?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What is an archer's favorite store?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

I used to be addicted to not showering.