What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?