Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Which bug is related to you?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why was the bee sad?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Why are winter days great?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?