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What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Who are Frosty's parents?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?