Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why was the dog overweight?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?