What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Easter.
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Which relative loves rice?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do naked fish play with?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
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