What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?