What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?