What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What do you call the dog magician?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?