What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why did the cow go to outer space?