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What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why are goats so funny?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Where does laundry go to college?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?