Why do pigs tell jokes?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Which princess is best suited for winter?