You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

How did the toad die?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What do you call a short cow?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?