Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?