What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why are fish such good architects?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What job did the corn on the cob get?