Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Why do bees buzz?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?