Why did the duck cross the road?

What do you call the dog magician?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What animal has 20/20 vision?