When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
How do bees get to school?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
How did the vampire start his letter?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
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