When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
Which dog belongs in a band?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
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