When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
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What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why are grandkids so great?
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