When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
How does a polar bear build a house?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
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