Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What animal floats best?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Which relative loves rice?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What day do hands always go to church?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?