Where do surfers go to school?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What are the smartest highways in the world?