Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Why are cars magic?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?