What sport is always getting in trouble?

Why do hogs play so much football?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What sweet treat never panics?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?