Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!