Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Why was the horse so happy?