What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

How do fireflies start a race?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?