Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
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