Why was the pirate late for work?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Which plant has the best roar?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What's a forklift?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Which condiment adds the most kick?