Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Where does water do all its banking?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

How do horses navigate at night?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?