To whom do fish go to borrow money?
The loan shark.
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
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