What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?