I like telling Dad jokes.

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What makes music in your hair?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Bears love exotic cars.

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What do insects learn at school?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?