Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What does winter fat turn into?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?