What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why do cats love to work?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Where does food go to take a nap?

How did the toad die?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.