Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What's the politest month?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?