What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Why are cowboys always religious?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?