What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?