What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What is the smallest lion?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

How do hurricanes see?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What do you call the pig that does karate?