Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What car can't keep a secret?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What do bees say in the summer?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?