What is a mouse's favorite game?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?