Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why did electricity win the race?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?