Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Where are average things manufactured?