What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?