What did the mouse want for its birthday?
A cheesecake!
Where do you take sick ponies?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
How do you measure a millennial?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What kind of bird can write?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
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