What did the mouse want for its birthday?
A cheesecake!
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Where do books sleep?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
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