What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?