Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why don't ants get sick?

Where do hamsters come from?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What birds make average students?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?