Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?