What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What do you call a baby monkey?