What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What school subject really rocks?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?