How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Mary Christmas!
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Where do mermaids see movies?
How do bees get to school?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
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