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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What kind of bow can't be tied?