If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Where do stars go to college?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What's a pastor's favorite city?