If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What car always breaks the rules?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What do you call octopus twins?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What do you call a rabbit barber?