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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

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What did one angel say to the other angel?

What nationality are most fish?

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Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?