What animals make the best students?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?