What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Which insect makes the best father?

Which is the worst season?

What do you call a rabbit barber?