How do scientists grow fruit?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why do math teachers love March?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?