What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?