What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
The horn section.
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How does a taco bless the table?
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Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
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Why was the bud so shy?
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Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
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Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
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