What utensil does water use to eat?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why are winter days great?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What car can't keep a secret?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?