Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?